Harry Redknapp

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Apologies for these rantings drying up lately, due to me having to actually do real life things I’ve had to contain them to just my head. That’s if anyone actually missed them.

I just called, to say, Harry Redknapp is a dickhead. Just who the fuck does he think he is managing? To hear him this week claim he’d rather Spurs not be in Europe instead of having to play in the Europa League next season shows how far he is up his own backside. One season in the European Cup and Harry and co think they are Barcelona, which is probably to do with the fact ITV and chums have been licking their arse all season. 

Maybe ‘Arry’s arrogance is understandable as UEFA have created such disparity between their two competitions it allows people like him to get away with talking such shit. After all, football is all about money, how foolish for anybody to be actually interesting in winning a legitimate piece of silverware. ‘Arry claims “It disrupts you. Last year we didn't have European football and we ended up finishing fourth, and that was a big advantage to us”. This wouldn’t be so ridiculous if the team sat in ‘Arry’s coverted fourth place hadn’t themselves had a long run in the competition he deems below his side these days. 

I’m not sure where the perception that the Europa League hinders clubs comes from. Has it hindered Porto this season? They’ve almost won every game this season and are on course for a treble. Villarreal reached the semi final, and they are going to qualify for next seasons Champions League.  Man City and possibly Liverpool could finish above Spurs and they both played in it for the majority of the season. Once you lose your seat at the top table it’s not so easy to get your place back, Juventus, Sevilla and Liverpool providing good examples of this. So perhaps Redknapp would be best keeping his mouth shut and doing his talking through his results. I don’t know maybe if UEFA started paying clubs £40000000 billion for playing a qualifier in Macedonia in late June as they do in the Champions League, Redknapp would start respecting the competition.

Truth is, Spurs and their saggy faced manager have had one sniff of the Champions League and suddenly they’re too big for the Europa League. Redknapp needs a reality check, he is delusional which ironically will help him settle into the Ingurland job onces he inevitably gets it. One win from eleven games and the guy is still being mentioned as Manager of the Year. I rank him alongside Steve Bruce who regardless how much he spends and how bad his team performs is still “a great guy” and “a top manager”. Bollocks. Tony Pulis is better than the pair of them. 

Listening to the London press, Spurs have had an unbelievable season, Bale is Player of the Year and Saggy Face is Manager of the Year. They haven’t, he isn’t and he shouldn’t be. 

His son’s a cunt as well.

I could pay tribute to Manchester United on climbing onto “the fucking perch” and say well done guys. But I won’t. I also definitely won’t wish them to impale themselves onto the thing.