Monday 31 January 2011

4 Days That Shook Anfield!

No transfer day discussion would be complete without a mention for Old Wheeler Dealer Auld 'Arry (pictured above) and his laughable attempt to sign Charlie Adam at 10.59pm coupled with a derisory bid for Anfield favourite, Phil Neville.

Today feels like the end of one era at Liverpool, and the start of a new one. Selling a major player directly to a domestic rival has never happened before. Torres leaving is more of a slight on the shambolic tenure of Hicks and Gillett than Liverpool Football Club. Had the club not been driven to the wall, losing asset after asset along the way, there is no way Torres would be playing in a Chelsea shirt. Sadly they did, and sadly Torres chose to sell his soul to the first club to show a shred of interest. He is sure of receiving the Michael Owen treatment from now on, but to steal a phrase coined by Barcelona fans when Figo left them for Real Madrid, "we only hate you so much because we loved you so much".

The only way Torres could of left Liverpool with less dignity would of been by blowing out the Hillsborough Eternal Flame, wiping his backside on the shirt and setting The Kop on fire on his way out. Sad way for Torres to leave, but inevitable once he put a written transfer request in. We should of seen it coming, some probably did. His increased petulance and apparent lack of effort over the last year or so has been concerning but the majority of supporters forgave him for it, due to his supposed passion for the club (ha). We'll see how the ever 'loyal' Chelsea supporters react if Torres shows the same kind of attitude 'darnn sarff'. Thanks for the memories anyway Fernando but you pretty much stomped all over them on your way out the door.

FSG's response to the sale of Torres has been sensational. No doubt Andy Carroll is the most overpriced transfer in the history of football, but once we had to deal with "The Torres Tax", on top of the "English Tax", the club was going to have to pay silly money to buy him, or any striker. Carroll will be a good addition to the side, he's a leader and will throw himself about from the start, something Torres definitely hasn't done for a long time. Torres had to be replaced immediately as Suarez is not a number 9, and throwing him into the Premier League on his own upfront would of been stupid. Dalglish identified Carroll as the man he wanted for whatever reason and that's good enough for me.

A lot's been made of the price paid for Carroll but any fan heard moaning about it should be politely reminded that had Hicks and Gillett still been stinking the place out any money made from the Torres deal would of been going straight to whichever the latest bank to bail us out was. In some ways Torres leaving could be the final act of Hicks and Gillett's destruction job (will retract this when Reina signs for United in the summer) as most of the players of the Benitez Spanish era who were promised Champions League and Premier League challenges have gone and the squad now is mainly made up of the local stalwarts, hardworking foreigners with questionable talent or players signed when the club was already suffering the effects of two C U Next TuesdayS from the USofA. It's up to Kenny to create a side pulling in the same direction, something Benitez lost sight of during his civil war with Cecil "Carragher and Gerrard's Bitch/The Snake" Purslow and Grandad Owl Features Hodgson never even looked like doing despite having the freedom of Fleet Street and Sky Towers to do whatever he pleased.

Bring on Stoke on Wednesday then off to the capital of rat piss on Sunday for a reunion we shouldn't be dreading. Torres is the one with everything to prove, he probably will in time. I hope he plays and he hears what he's left behind from our end whilst his new fans sing about Hillsborough and hating West Ham. His move might look wise in the short term, but in the long term who gives a fuck about Chelsea FC, not even their supporters judging by the 2000 tickets they returned for their cup tie at Goodison on Saturday. But anyway he's gone and the revival hopefully starts here!

Final point, I've heard the chant "we hate Nottingham Forest" for years now, after sending Paul Konchesky there on loan today, it seems we genuinely do!

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