Why Capello Is Right To Reinstate John Terry as England Captain.

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So Big J.T, England's Braveheart himself has got his armband back. Fabio Capello has come in for heavy criticism for his U-turn but I think it's a great decision. There's no better figure than John Terry to lead the England team, he sums them up brilliantly the grubby little turd. The England teamsheet reads like the agenda for a day at the Crown Court there is that many arrests and convictions against the players names. So to have the King of the self serving morons leading the way, makes perfect sense. There was a rumour Capello delivered the news to Terry by a note left on the pillow of every WAG across the nation, he's sure to find it eventually.

It's a bizarre move from Capello to appoint a captain who openly led a revolt against him in South Africa but I'm at the stage where I expect nothing less from Ingurland and the F.A. They are a joke from top to bottom. Terry undermined Capello at the World Cup more than the Italians dismal tactics and dreadful football. But now he is seen to of served his "punishment" and is back in charge of the dressing room. It really is another nail in the coffin of morality.

Terry loves to play the big man, loyal to club and country but he's a fraud. Mr Chelsea openly invited the interest of Man City in order to squeeze more of Roman's Roubels into his last contract. He pimped out his Wembley box for his own financial gratification until he was caught and did likewise with tours round Chelsea's training ground. His dad's a drug dealer, his mum's a shoplifter and his brother was largely at fault for the suicide of one of his friends. What a family. So Fabio, well done for picking the perfect man to lead a nation as crass as England.

The whole episode justifies exactly why I love seeing England lose. Call it bitterness, because that's probably what it is. I'd rather have no part in supporting a nation which thinks it has a divine right to win each tournament it enters. Between the deluded fans and the agenda driven media they are a laughing stock and long may it continue.

HODGSON FOR ENGLAND